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inspired by (x)

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xxmittensxx:

mungbeans:

madhattersfutterwhacken:

greymichaela:

validatemyselfhate:

biliouskaiju:

My new favorite gif set. 

how do cats stay alive for more than three seconds

Cats are so fucking stupid I want a thousand

How come when I get a cat she’s just lazy and mean while these nigguhs get the best of the best

All of these are Fifi

Re blogging because cats are funny.

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xxespxx:

the-naked-truth-is-always-better:

Let me have kili.

*melts*

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melleverdeen:

Why aren’t there more posts on here about the Scooby Doo movies? Because seriously

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Posted 5 days ago

Original questions for you.

  1. 1: When you have a container of Neapolitan ice cream, what flavor do you leave for last?
  2. 2: Would you rather be caught in a thunderstorm without an umbrella or a snowstorm without boots?
  3. 3: Let's say you have access to a time machine, but it can only go either backward or forward. One or the other. Which do you choose and where do you go?
  4. 4: If you could choose to have any superpower ever, what would you pick?
  5. 5: Tomorrow morning, you wake up in the body of a celebrity, like in a '90s body-swap movie. Who is it? How do they react to your life? What do you do when you're "them"? Would you choose to switch back?
  6. 6: Any allergies?
  7. 7: What would you be more embarrassed to buy: sex toys or adult diapers?
  8. 8: Did you get enough sleep last night?
  9. 9: You're the sole witness to a Mafia murder. Witness protection has to set you up with a whole new life in a totally new country. You have to leave everything behind, but you can pick where you move to. Where do you go?
  10. 10: If you could star in a biopic about any famous person ever, who would it be?
  11. 11: What's the biggest animal you've ever killed? Bugs count.
  12. 12: Would you rather have millions of dollars but always feel nauseous when you go outside, or be dirt poor forever but never get sick again in your life?
  13. 13: A wizard offers you immortality in exchange for your two front teeth. Do you take it?
  14. 14: Could you win the Hunger Games?
  15. 15: What was your favorite Halloween costume as a kid? How about as a teen/adult?
  16. 16: Do you bite your nails?
  17. 17: What was the first movie you remember seeing in the theater?
  18. 18: Do you prefer music with male or female vocalists?
  19. 19: You and the love of your life are having a baby, and you get to choose the name! There's only one catch: your partner INSISTS that it be the name of a place, real or fictional. What do you name your baby?
  20. 20: If you could reboot or remake any movie, what would it be and who would you cast?
  21. 21: If you could automatically know how to speak any language or play any instrument, which would you choose?
  22. 22: For you, would getting amnesia be a good thing?
  23. 23: If you curse loudly and then realize that there are children nearby, what is your reaction?
  24. 24: Of what animal are you most afraid?
  25. 25: Pizza or oral sex?
  26. 26: Without looking them up, can you explain the rules of football? How about Quidditch? What do you think that says about you?
  27. 27: You're in the car, switching channels on the radio when you hear a song that makes you go "OH SHIT, THAT'S MY JAM!" What song is it?
  28. 28: Have you ever paid to see a Step Up movie? If not, how much would someone have to pay YOU to see a Step Up movie?
  29. 29: If you were being executed tonight, what would you choose for your last meal?
  30. 30: Have you ever bought an item of clothing because it reminded you of something a fictional character would wear?
  31. 31: If you were invisible for a day, what would you do?
  32. 32: Have you ever been punched in the face?
  33. 33: How do you take your ramen noodles?
  34. 34: Do you ever rehearse or plan conversations before you actually have them?
  35. 35: How much black do you wear on a regular basis (not counting funerals)?
  36. 36: Do you have any tattoos? Do you want any?
  37. 37: If someone offered you a free pet snake, would you take it? It's not dangerous or really big or anything. They're just moving to a place that doesn't allow pets.
  38. 38: Do you know how to pronounce the word "pinochle"?
  39. 39: Can you think of anything more boring than birdwatching?
  40. 40: Are you better with numbers or words?
  41. 41: At the movies, do you stay for the credits?
  42. 42: Is morality universal or relative?
  43. 43: Let's say you're getting married to someone you absolutely adore. The only catch is that you met them through a Craigslist hookup ad that was supposed to be just for one night of casual sex. Would you tell your friends how you and your fiance met?
  44. 44: What's the worst name you've ever been called?
  45. 45: Would you eat human flesh if it had been harvested and prepared humanely? (Say, from someone brain-dead who had marked him or herself down as an organ donor - same difference, right?)
  46. 46: At what age did you stop believing in Santa? Alternately, if you never believed in Santa, did you ever ruin Santa for anyone else?
  47. 47: Do you get along better with old people or little kids?
  48. 48: If you had to choose, would you rather become a nun/monk or a drug dealer?
  49. 49: What's your best bodily feature, objectively speaking?
  50. 50: Who is your favorite late night talk show host?<p>yes!!! ask me these! :D</p>
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Inbox me (1) thing you want to know about me.

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The more I hear about what’s going on in Perth the happier I am that I left that fucking hole in the ground.

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yatogod0fclamity:

And if I claim to be a wise man, well it surely means that I don’t know [x]

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sunwukong-stoaway:

ringaroundtheprose:

the-captain-of-davesol:

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THE ULTIMATE FUCKING POST

You know it’s good when you bother to scroll all the way back up just to reblog it.

…Wait scroll up HOW OLD IS THIS THING

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nexis89:

You cannot stop the princess

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